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My Lifes A Joke

from I Spit On Your Grave Vol 2. by Switch

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lyrics

My lifes a fucking joke/ work sleep and other shit
All that I do is smoke/ deranged I’m a misfit
So go ahead and poke/ but I bet you miss it
Knew a girl named hope/ she could barely lift it(MY DICK)
I got her a lift kit/ a bow had to gift it
She dove and she ripped it/ glad she hadn’t gripped it
Glad she didn’t twist it(MY DICK)/ Red she had some lip stick
Anyways lifes a joke/ we all end in a hole
No money so I’m broke/ there’s no food in my bowl
Going down a steep slope/ I’m scratching at my skull
Slipping because of soap(IN THE TUB)/ movies stacked to the sky
I’m trying to describe/ with pigeons flying by
I wear no suit or tie/ donated clothes no lie
sibling about my size/ a mac miller chill vibe(GET HIGH)
I’ll jump and say surprise/(SURPRISE)to see tears in your eyes
Holes in all my sweaters/ with rain and ice weather


Bud light in my right hand/ astray full of roaches
Beer always in demand/ a twelve pack no roses
I’ll Crush another beer can/ powers call me moses(or GOD)
Don’t cook I got no pan/ I can be explosive
I have a shitty bed/ mostly sleep on the couch
Love watching evil dead/ Switch I’ll do an eye gouge
Got the dog got the sled/ but no land and no snow
A knife on the table/ no bat so please just go
I fell from the cradle/ the parent’s didn’t know
It wasn’t that stable/ so the brains a little slow(OH)
It wasn’t that fatal/ A fly died by the blow(NOOOO)
Like to crack my knuckles/ I’m not to sure why though
I missed this thanksgiving/ I like pumpkin pie bro
Not working not living/ it’s fucking sad to yo
A fridge full of nothing/ also a spotless stove
So they say I’m not king/ but that’s just how she goes




My lifes a fucking joke
I mess things up with ......../ went through hell with ....
My lifes a fucking joke
White boy wanna be rapper/ trying to get a label
My lifes a fucking joke
I hate where the fuck I’m living/ I’ll move when I’m able
My lifes a fucking joke.....go take another smoke

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from I Spit On Your Grave Vol 2., track released December 8, 2013
Produced by: Kglean
Mixed/mastered by: Notebook

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Switch is known for bringing out the horrific side to any story. He touches base on topics such as scenarios created from horror movies, as well as situations of hopelessness, murder, rape, and death. When he is not creating songs such as those, he is making other pieces touching upon topics such as relationships, prevailing over bullying and just life in general. ... more

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